Wednesday, September 06, 2006
0800 BABY XRCISE
Tonight we have the pleasure of bringing to you a new concept in home fitness.
BABY XRCISE tm
BABY XRCISE is a revolution in exercise technology. Designed by top sports scientists and employed by elite special forces like Mossad, the SAS and the PQ Security team. This system will transform you from a flabby muffin hustler into a bronzed adonis in a matter of picoseconds - OR YOUR MONEY BACK.*
On a trial basis we are able to offer a sample of just some of the trademark moves.
BABY CURLS
This works the pectoral muscles as well as the lymphatic system (ed - please check as I'm not sure there is such a thing as the lymphatic system..) and will transfrom your self-worth.
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BABY TRI LIFT
This exercise tones flabby triceps and improves your night vision as well as removing anti-oxidants from the blood stream and ending the conflict in the Middle East.
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Also to cleanse your shakira and free your yogic bear we can exclusively offer BABY YOGA - courtesey of a shadowy lentil based Eastern Cult. When I say Eastern - I mean Granton...
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Call now as this offer will only be available until Trading Standards track us down again. All major credit cards accepted as is barter and payment in healthy human hair.
*some restrictions apply..
# posted by Thebellmagees @ 7:31 pm 
